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Friday, May 22, 2009

How to tell if someone's a programmer

"A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping:..."

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  1. two programmers meet up and one had a new bicycle. The other asks:

    "where did you get the bike?"

    the bike rider replies: A woman was riding it, and she stopped in front of me, took off ALL of her clothes said: "Hey big boy, you can have ANYTHING you like!"

    the first says: "Smart call on the bike... I doubt the clothes would have fit"


  2. I'm sure they used to be DBA jokes, and the words were replaced ;-)


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